Meet the Captain Who Escaped the USS SEO
I've seen the marketing graveyard from the inside
"I don't want to be your guru - I want to be your rescue captain"
How I Escaped the Marketing Titanic
Every business owner trapped in outdated marketing deserves a captain who knows the way out
Aboard the USS Traditional Marketing
Like most business owners, I was sold the dream. "Just follow our proven system!" they said. I spent years running Facebook ads, chasing SEO rankings, and building funnels that leaked worse than a rusty ship.
The Moment I Realized We Were Sinking
iOS 14.5 hit. Facebook ads died overnight. Google changed algorithms again. Email deliverability plummeted. I watched my ROI disappear faster than lifeboats on the Titanic.
Finding the AI Automation Lifeboat
While others were rearranging deck chairs, I started building AI systems that actually worked. No more manual tasks. No more hoping algorithms would be kind.
From Survivor to Rescue Captain
After rescuing my own business with AI automation, I realized how many others were still trapped on sinking marketing ships. Now I build escape routes, not empires.
The Anti-Guru Manifesto
Why I'll never be your marketing guru
No Participation Trophies:
I don't celebrate effort. I celebrate results. Your revenue either went up or it didn't.
Systems Over Sermons:
You don't need another motivational speech. You need automation systems that work while you sleep.
Tools Not Testimonials:
I'll show you the exact workflows, not just success stories. You get the blueprint, not the hype.
Rescue Not Recruitment:
I'm not building a following. I'm building escape routes from marketing disasters.
Automation Not Inspiration:
AI doesn't need to be motivated. It just needs to be configured correctly.
Why You Should Trust This Captain
Numbers don't lie. Gurus do.
Businesses Rescued
Companies escaped the marketing graveyard using our AI systems
Average ROI Increase
Improvement in marketing ROI within 90 days of implementation
AI Automations Built
Working automation workflows deployed across industries
Marketing Disasters Prevented
By teaching businesses to avoid the guru graveyard entirely
My Mission
When I'm not rescuing businesses from marketing disasters, I'm reverse-engineering the latest AI tools, building new automation templates, and documenting what actually works vs. what just sounds good in a webinar.
I chose this mission over running a traditional agency because I got tired of watching good businesses fail due to bad marketing advice. Every business owner deserves systems that work, not systems that sound impressive.
You won't find me on stages talking about mindset. You'll find me in the code, building the next automation that will save your business from the marketing graveyard.
Ready to Abandon Ship?
Don't go down with the USS Traditional Marketing. Let me show you the AI automation lifeboat.